fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

(via orphaned-anythings)

condorn:

shut up mom you go do YOUR homework

(via stay-ocean-minded)

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

(Source: follower, via cuntryside)